1. Buy a piece of stretchy fabric. Preferably a latex and polyester blend. A half yard will do. Sew it up one side and make a tube.
2. Try it on. Don't worry about your body size or shape. You know it fits when half your boobs pop out at the top and the bottom lands right at the crease under your butt.
|This is actually a bit long.|
3. Buy a pair of platform shoes that are at least 3 inches in the front and 6 inches high in the back. If you can walk without looking like Frankenstein, they are too short.
4. Be sure and wear enough makeup that you look absolutely nothing like yourself. In fact if your friends recognize you, go back home and add more.
6. That's it! You are Skankalicious!
|Actual photo I took at the club that inspired this post. Showing underwear is optional to achieve this look.|